Movie Drinking Games 10 Items or Less. Shaolin Soccer. We are here to provide a source of entertainment for any sort of drinking game/activity. Shaolin Soccer. Is how ninjas play soccer/football. First game danger Russ was a starter nothing given but you have to earn it. Funny Pins Funny Memes Jokes El Humor Humour Laugh Out Loud Crazy Night Drinking Game Animated Gif. How to do the human table thingy. Carlos Eduardo Vila Aguilar.
Anyone on here ever done Jeff Stelling's Soccer Saturday drinking game. I've done it a few times. Passed out the first time. It's good for a bit of banta with the lads though and makes the scores more interesting. These are the rules:- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e.'he's hit the beans on toast'!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says 'its unbelievable Jeff', all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says 'its Doom and Gloom at...' - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says 'ohh, Sally will be pleased' :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e.'he's hit the beans on toast'!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says 'its unbelievable Jeff', all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions 'dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says 'its Doom and Gloom at...' - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says 'ohh, Sally will be pleased' :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
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So in this thread, we suggest movies that are normally unwatchable, but become amazing with alcohol.
To open, I will start with Shaolin Grandma (heh, Chrome wants to spell check that to Havoline Grandma).
Shaolin Grandma is supposed to be a spoof of Shaolin Soccer, which is weird, as Shaolin Soccer is already a comedy. The basic plot is an old woman defends her dojo from all comers, until she is finally defeated by a hot woman. The story is her life outside of the temple, and it just becomes more and more absurd. The old woman that plays Grandma never ones speaks, and only changes facial expressions in the most extreme circumstances. She becomes a dancer, a homeless croquet player, and discovers the wonders of love. Which, considering how old Granny is, is actually a pretty disturbing and hilarious scene.
I laughed incredibly hard as the movie went on, and I got more drunk. We actually had to pause the movie a couple times just to calm down. This movie is in no way good, but damn if it doesn't execute as a drunken comedy.
To open, I will start with Shaolin Grandma (heh, Chrome wants to spell check that to Havoline Grandma).
Shaolin Grandma is supposed to be a spoof of Shaolin Soccer, which is weird, as Shaolin Soccer is already a comedy. The basic plot is an old woman defends her dojo from all comers, until she is finally defeated by a hot woman. The story is her life outside of the temple, and it just becomes more and more absurd. The old woman that plays Grandma never ones speaks, and only changes facial expressions in the most extreme circumstances. She becomes a dancer, a homeless croquet player, and discovers the wonders of love. Which, considering how old Granny is, is actually a pretty disturbing and hilarious scene.
I laughed incredibly hard as the movie went on, and I got more drunk. We actually had to pause the movie a couple times just to calm down. This movie is in no way good, but damn if it doesn't execute as a drunken comedy.